how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
The accuracy of this post saddens me

Someone is setting off fireworks outside.
It’s 1:15pm on the 23rd of December what the actual fuck are you celebrating?
My bad it wasn’t a firework, apparently my next door neighbours toaster exploded.
Update: apparently he got a crumpet stuck in it and he decided to use a metal fork to get it out and instead he blew all the fuses in his house, mildly electrocuted himself and blew up a £30 toaster.
(via a-ngela)
